Knock Knock Christmas Jokes for kids

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Woodlands Junior School is in the south-east corner of England

Knock Knock
– Who’s there ?
Holly
– Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !

Sent in by
Laura age 10

Knock Knock
– Who’s there ?
Oakham
– Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithfull… !

Sent in by
Emma age 9

Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
…. Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Sent in by
Sam age 10

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
Doughnut
– Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas Day!

Sent in by
Alex Minaudo
age 6 years

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
Wenceslas
– Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home ?

Sent in by
Sam age 9

Knock Knock
– Who’s there ?
Wayne
– Wayne who ?
Wayne in a manger… !

Sent in by
Sam age 9

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
Santa
– Santa who?
Santa Claus!

Sent in by

Tracy

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
Turkey
– Turkey who?
Turkey to cook in the pan!

Sent in by

Sean McCormick age 8

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
Ice
– Ice who?
Ice Cube !

Sent in by

Rachael Pithie age 8

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
Ant
– Ant who?
Antartic!

Sent in by

Ellie Smith
age 9
from Pontefract

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
Mary
– Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Sent in by
Kiah Watson

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Hosanna
Hosanna who?
How’s sanna claus gonna get down our chimney?
We have central heating and no chimney!!!!!!

Sent in by
Isaac and Jordan Ambrose

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
Wenceslas.
– Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas bus home on Christmas Eve?

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Snow and snowmen jokes

Jack Frost Jokes

Animals and birds Christmas jokes

Knock knock Christmas jokes

General Christmas jokes

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