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Project Britain

British Christmas Traditions
by Mandy Barrow

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A British Christmas
Online Advent Calendar
Advent Calendars
Boxing Day
Christmas - intro
Christmas Cards
Christmas Carols
Christmas Crackers
Christmas Day
Christmas Dinner
Christmas Eve
Christmas Facts
Christmas Jokes
Christmas Plant
Christmas Pudding
Christmas Tea
Christmas Trees
Xmas Decorations
Father Christmas
Meaning of Christmas
Mince Pies
Mummers Plays
Santa Claus
Stir Up Sunday
Teaching Resources
Twelfth Night
Twelfth Day
Twelve Days of Christmas
Yule Log

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Animal and Bird Jokes to tell at Christmas time

Woodlands Junior School is in the south-east corner of England

Why is Prancer always wet?

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What kind of pet did Aladdin have?

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Georgia Banks
age 8

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

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Georgia Banks
age 8

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?

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James Hunt
age 9

Why don't reindeer like penguins?

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James Hunt
age 9

What animal can write?

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Molly Newton
age 8

What do penguins sing at each others birthday ?

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Emma ,

What's a duck's favourite food at christmas?

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Simone D
age 8

What kind of bird can write?

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Amy Macfarlane

What is the wettest animal at Christmas?

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Jarrod Basson
Age 8

A donkey carried Mary into Bethlehem. What would you call a three legged donkey?

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Kieran Minker
Age 8

What is a cat's favourite person at Christmas?

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Alexandra Luckett,

How does a cow say Merry Christmas?

Sent in by
Georgia Miller

What does scooby-doo sing at
christmas ?

Sent in by
Amy Pascal and
Georgia Miller

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas time?

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Harry G

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

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Jessica Harvey
From London

Why was the turkey the drummer in the pop group?

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James Edwards

  All the young turkeys went to a Christmas dance
... they danced chick to chick!

Why are turkeys wiser than chickens?

   What do sheep write on their Christmas cards?


What is a crocodile's favourite Christmas party game?

What game do cows like to play at Christmas parties?

Rudolf, elves and Santa jokes,

Snow and snowmen jokes

Jack Frost Jokes

Animals and birds Christmas jokes

Knock knock Christmas jokes

General Christmas jokes

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 Pantomimes  Christmas Eve  Christmas Crackers
 Decorations  Father Christmas  Boxing Day
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Mandy is the creator of the Woodlands Resources section of the Woodlands Junior website. 
The two websites and are the new homes for the Woodlands Resources.

Mandy left Woodlands in 2003 to work in Kent schools as an ICT Consulatant. 
She now teaches computers at The Granville School and St. John's Primary School in Sevenoaks Kent.