Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?

Sent in by

Annabel Turton,

age: 10

What’s a child’s favourite king at Christmas?

Sent in by

Emma Still

Age 11

What did the cow say on Christmas morning?

Sent in by

Chloe Matthews
Age 7

What did Mary Popins want from Santa?

Sent in by

Lydia

Age 7

What’s an ig?

Sent in by
Molly Green
age 7

Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?

Sent in by
Joe Pascoe
age 9

What never eats at Christmas time?

Sent in by
Thomas Stewart
age 9

How does a yeti get down the hill?

Sent in by
Nadia

What do you get if a vampire crosses the road with jack frost?

Sent in by
Anna Chamberlain
age 8 of Taunton

What do you get if you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?

Sent in by
Charlotte G
Age 10

Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?

Sent in by
Lindsay and Jacob Clare

What did the snowman and his wife hang over their baby’s crib?

Sent in by
Philip Giordano
Age 8

Why did Ken keep his trumpet in the freezer?

Sent in by
Daniella Bailey
Age 10

What king is the children’s favourite at christmas time?

Sent in by
Daniella Bailey
Age 10

What’s brown and sneaks round the kitchen?

Sent in by
Michael Edwards
age 9

What is the most special part of your body at Christmas?

Sent in by
Elliot Lawton
age 10

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

Sent in by
Tatum Greig.

What did the pack of Walkers say to the Skips?

Sent in by
Callum Luckett,

Why should you be careful at Christmas?

Sent in by
Callum and Alexandra Luckett, age 8 and 11

Why did the duck cross the road?

Sent in by
Callum and Alexandra Luckett, age 8 and 11

What is a mum’s favourite Christmas carol?

Sent in by
Georgina Flynn

What happened to the man who shoplifted a calender at Christmas?

Sent in by
Sergio Garcia

What kind of candle burns longer?

Sent in by
B

Why is it always cold at Christmas?

Sent in by
Frances Cragg

Who’s impossible to overtake at Christmas?

Sent in by
Gabriel Davies, Berkhamsted, Herts

What carol is heard in the desert?

Sent in by
Richard and Fleur

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

 Sent in by
Adam Courtley
Tudhoe Colliery,
Co. Durham

What do you give a railway station master for Christmas?

 Sent in by
William Hodgson
West Hanning field

What is the best xmas present in the world?

 Sent in by
Matthew Smith
Northern Ireland

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

 Sent in by
Becky
from Sevenoaks

How do you make opening your christmas presents last longer?

Sent in by
Arran
from Ludlow

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?

What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ?

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That’s no offence", said the judge.
" It is if you do it before the shop opened", countered the prisoner.

 Why can only tiny fairies sit under toadstools?

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

What did Cinderella sing when her photographs weren’t ready?

Rudolf, elves and Santa jokes,

Snow and snowmen jokes

Jack Frost Jokes

Animals and birds Christmas jokes

Knock knock Christmas jokes

General Christmas jokes